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A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass in the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. Since the mechanic did not cut his grass, it eventually became overgrown.
One day the mechanic was working on a car in his backyard and dropped his wrench losing it in the very tall grass. No matter how hard he looked, couldn't it, so he decided to call it a day.
That night, Mace escaped from the house and ate all the grass in the backyard. The next morning the mechanic went outside and saw his wrench glinting in the sunlight. Realizing what had happened he looked up to the heavens and proclaimed...
"A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound, that saved a wrench for me!"
Posted by Ted at December 3, 2003 9:25 PM