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The weather being this cold brings to mind this story about ice fishing.
An enthusiastic ice fisherman bundles up and takes all his equipment onto the ice. He drills a hole in the ice and flips in his line. Then he hears a voice, “There are no fish under the ice.”
The fisherman is a bit shaken up. So much so that he gets up, walks to another spot on the ice. He drills a hole in the ice and flips in his line. Again, he hears a voice, “There are no fish under the ice.”
Now the fisherman is really getting shaken up. Again he gets up, walks to another spot on the ice. He drills a hole in the ice and flips in his line. Again, he hears a voice, “There are no fish under the ice.”
The fisherman looks around and says, “God? Is that you?”
“No,” comes back the reply. “This is the manager of the rink.”
Posted by Ted at January 21, 2004 10:22 PM