July 14, 2004

Saddam's nuclear weapons found

Saddam Hussein had a nuclear weapons program and we have uncovered it. It turns out that Saddam was a savvy businessperson. Instead of working on his nuclear weapons program at home, he out-sourced it to Libya.

We conquered Iraq and then Libya turned state’s evidence and ratted out Saddam. After seeing what happened to Saddam, Qadafi didn’t want any of that. He surrendered without us having to fire a shot.

I wonder what other WMD Saddam out-sourced.

Posted by Ted at July 14, 2004 8:15 PM