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A friend sent this. I thought it was humorous so I'm passing it on. By the way, Latke is a potato pancake and a Driedl is a small top.
TOP 10 REASONS WHY HANNUKAH IS BETTER THAN CHRISTMAS
Posted by Ted at December 11, 2004 1:35 PM10. There's no "Kathy Lee Gifford Special"
9. Eight days of presents
8. No need to clean the chimney
7. There's no latke-nog
6. Burl Ives doesn't sing Hanukkah songs
5. You won't be pressured to buy Hanukkah Seals
4. You won't see, "You're a Putz, Charlie Brown."
3. No barking dog version of "I had a Little Driedl."
2. No pine needles to vacuum up afterwards
1. Latkes are cheaper to mail than fruitcakes